Gasp!

If there is anything I consider myself proud of, its lying. I think I'm pretty darn good at it (on a count of I lie quite a bit). Because of this... erm... gift of mine, I kind of have the ability of telling when other people are lying to me (darn right!). Its one of those... intuition things, I believe.

The eyes, for one, won't keep direct contact -- or, if usually directed elsewhere during conversation, the liar would tend TO make direct contact. Stuttering, too, no doubt, proves my theory of liar. No matter how faint, the mere pause before answering is considered -- or, if answering to quickly, that, too, would be taken under account.

Now, okay, I'm not bragging. For all I know, the person I am referring to (you guess) hadn't been lying at all -- that I'm just going all paranoid and this entire post is an absolute waste of space.

But... seriously.

I am pretty darn sure.

So, note to whoever you are: I know where you live. And I know your secret.

So, gasp. Be afraid.