Today I shall reveal to you a most shocking news!
I, Hannah, have decided...
NOT TO GO TO THE PROM.
Thats right, fools. I, Hannah, the, perhaps, laziest person in the world right now, have come up with this conclusion both discussed and verified under terms and conditions, after outplaying the many possible scenarios, eating burnt chip, and chit-chatting with my neighbour.
Oh, yes.
Due to this (very SPECIAL, might I add), revelation, I have decided also to reveal to you something else totally MAJOR:
You know that "hot", short date I was talking to you about? Yeah. That would be Sofia. And, no. I don't actually think of girls as "hot" in that way. I was merely jokin' with ya.
AND ANOTHER THING!
This be the outfit I HAD been planning to wear to the prom-whatever.
Another special feature I will now feature upon this special-featured blog post:
Reasons I've Decided NOT to Go:
1) I don't do dancing.
2) I shudder at the mere idea of surrounding myself with homo sapiens.
3) I don't do giggly.
4) You know the word "socialising" isn't even IN my dictionary.
5) I'm not going to spend over RM100 on a single night of fun and dancing and joy!
6) I am.... humiliatingly fat.
7) I don't feel like bloating myself full of punch, thank you very much.
8) I'd feel like a hag amongst all them glittery folk.
9) My prom-date decided not to go either, so I wouldn't have a partner anyways.
10) Two words: PROM DRESS.
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